Because kidnapping people and forcing them to act out your interesting make-believe worlds is technically illegal.
- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
I want to be the one you always want to see. The one you always want to be with. I want to be the one you always come for help. I wanna be the one you always ask for advice. I want to be that person you can trust and tell me anything. I just want to be the one in your life and mean something to you.
you know what the stupidest award is
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here