May 2012
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
“But everyone disappears, no matter who loves them.”
– Dave Eggers
Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
April 2012
when walking down the hallway at school
me: get the fuck out of my way
me: move bitch
me: i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
me: oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
me: what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
me: this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
me: step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
